Super Realtor Mario part 1

What if Super Mario was a realtor?

super realtor mario

(please read Mario dialogue with a questionable Italian accent)

Home buyer: So, what can you tell me about this place?

Super Realtor Mario: Oh! Itsa real two-level beauty!

Home buyer: (looks around) Wait, where are the stairs?

Super Realtor Mario: No stairs! You gotta jump on a flag pole to get to the second level!

Home buyer: What?

Super Realtor Mario: You only have about 300 seconds to do it, though.

Home buyer: Or…?

Super Realtor Mario: Or you lose a life, how many lives do you have, eh?

Home buyer: Only one?

Super Realtor Mario: Mama Mia!

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