Home buyer: Why are there massive pipes sticking out of the walls and jutting through the floors?
Super Realtor Mario: Standard plumbing! I did it myself, very reliable… but
Home buyer: Yes?
Super Realtor Mario: Occasionally there may be a man-eating plant that a comes outta the pipes
Home buyer: What?
Super Realtor Mario: You might wanna throw a fireball down the toilet before you sit on it!
Home buyer: …
Super Realtor Mario: Be careful when you flush! You mighta end up in the basement! Whoaaaaa!
Home buyer: I don’t think…
Super Realtor Mario: Also, don’t swimma too deep in the bathtub, you’ll end up in a water level. There’s some angry squids down there, but you might find a few coins, so thatsa good!
Home buyer: Can I please see the blue prints for this place?
Super Realtor Mario: I’m sorry, but the prints is in another castle!